George Carlin
Giving Away Free Stuff
In a business, what are some ways to promote it online, and get visitors to view your website? You can consider one thing: give away free stuff. It is a form of advertising where both you and your customers benefit. And this can work for almost any type of business.
What should you give away? That depends on your customers’ profile. What do they seem to be interested in? You can think of lots of things. Here are a few examples:
Bic Media Clic – Big Savings, Flip Calculator, 1 Day Rush Pens Available, Porcelain Mugs, Free Setup on Structured Cap, Paper Mate Element Gel Ball Pen, Multi-color globe Stress Ball, 6-Pack Cooler, High Quality Round #2 Lead Pencil, Foam Bottom Can Holder, Key Ring Flashlight, & Convention Tote Bags. There is the George Carlin routine about stuff:
What do I do with all my stuff? I go out to department stores for stuff and bring it home only to stuff my closets and garage. And also the basement. I then go out and buy more stuff and when there’s no more room in my house, I buy a bigger house, and for what, to put all my stuff. – George Carlin
You can also give away the things your advertisers give you.
A business that gives away free stuff is Royal Magazine – a web publication. The website is http://www.royalmag.net/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=49&Itemid=30 giving away the latest video games for Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360. Plus DVDs, CDs, gadgets, and the latest products in men’s grooming.
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